We won't bore you with the details of Reggie's conception, let's just say he is the result of an amorous dragon meeting a dim-witted folk singer after a busy night of sake drinking. Reggie has spent most of his life trying to live that down, but the other kids at the commune make fun of him regardless. They did, that is, until one fatefull summer, when a roving band of cowpokes wandered into the peacefull commune where Reggie lived looking for trouble. Reggie spewed a few warning gouts of flame, which sent the trouble-makers packing! Ever since that fatefull event, Reggie has been a hero to his people!
Legends abound of the mermaids, but few people have heard of the elusive Mermonkey. These frisky little guys swim around sailing vessels, cattering away at sailors and playing practical jokes on the unwary. Chad is probably the saddest Mermonkey you'll ever meet, because he just realised that something tasty and yellow was sadly lacking from his diet. He hates sea cuccumber, and has been searching for something else to nibble for years. One day, while swimming past Fiji, some local monkeys pelted him with banana peels, and he has been obsessed with them ever since! Bring Chad the Mermonkey home and feed him a million bananas!
Hank the Mermonkey has perfected an impersonation of Julia Roberts, which has caused a ton of trouble for people sailing by, then throwing themselves into the sea to save what they think is an emperilled movie star. Hank finds all of this endlessly entertaining, and is working his routine into ever more elaborate pranks
Monty has been training in the art of the ninja since he was about 34 years old, when he first stumbled across a Hong Kong cinema double feature on basic cable. Monty dedicates close to 4 hours a week working on his moves, and has developed the stealth and cunning of a 14 year old asthmatic house cat. Monty knows that some day his skills will be needed, and until then, he's devoted to keeping his skills honed to the best of his ability!
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