Deep within the woods and green spaces of the world live the Floronic Fiends; creatures bent by Elder Magicks to rise up and strike against the pollutants and ignorance of man. Valencio was once a friendly Woodland Sprite, frolicking in the woods and playing tricks on unwary campers. Now, Valencio strikes in the cover of darkness, tying shoelaces together, and paiting mustaches on Girl-Scouts faces. While we appreciate his need to make a statement, we feel he needs to be re-located before he gets somebody hurt!
Deep beneath the sea lies the Kingdom of Squidleighs, and a strange Kingdom it is. There are almost as many Squidleighs as there are grains of sand on the beach, but they all share an insatiable appetite for reality television and junk food.Cleyebourne kept complaining to his teachers that he was having a hard time seeing the blackboard in school, so they had his parents get his eyes checked. Turns out three of his five eyes see into other plains of existence, which causes poor Cleyebourne to have a hard time focusing in school, but has led him to a very lucrative job as a paranormal investigator specializing in trans-dimensional mysteries! Bring Cleyebourne Squidleigh home today... He might help you find all your missing socks!
Throughout the Amazon Basin, villagers fear one piranha above all others; His name is Fred, and he is notorious for sneaking into huts in the middle of the night to eat the native's fancy underwear. Many a village has woken up to find shredded frilly underthings strewn far and wide. Dr. Grimmleigh sent a crack team of Aquatic Luchadores to retrieve Fred and bring him back to the institute, where he will hopefully find a loving home!
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