Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Craft Sabbath!


AWESOME! We're very excited to be invited to be a part of craft sabbath @ no brow coffee on Sunday, October 4th!!!
see y'all there!!!!

Monday, September 14, 2009

Meet Bortleburn & Jimmy Mac!

Bortleburn Squidleigh is a kindhearted gent with a ton of money and very little business sense. He gets himself talked into some really hair-brained proposals, but he's such a nice guy that he keeps sharing his wealth despite how much he's lost. First there was the failed investment in the seeing-eye-badger service; Then there was the time he paid those two nice squids to make monster dolls; And of course let's not forget his swimming pool for wild sea creatures, which went "belly up" in a matter of weeks. Please give Bortleburn something to do...before he runs out of cash!








Jimmy Mac loved all the best things in Redneck Life: Loud pick-up trucks, deer huntin, women in sweatpants and Pabst Blue Ribbon. One day while hunting in the pasture beside the highway, he saw a woman in purple sweatpants, staggering away from a deer that she had hit with her eighteen-wheeler (which was transporting...believe it or not...Pabst Blue Ribbon!) Unfortunately for Jimmy Mac, this was Private Reserve PBR which bears the distinction of being cursed by the Mic Mac Indians if it ever mingles with deer hair, which it was doing at that very moment. Jimmy Mac was excited by his good fortune and sipped from the cursed, foamy goodness....then turned green and headed home to watch Hee Haw and snack on his neighbors!