I realized that I haven't posted the stories for some of our newest additions...
(all of these and more are available in our etsy shoppe and will be at Craft Sabbath this Sunday too!)
so, without further ado, meet the newest members of our menagerie!
Oogle MacFloogle was a monster with a vision, and a grand vision it was! Oogle MacFloogle was going to create the greatest malted beverage ever known, but he had to figure out what to make it from. His first creation was malted cheese Liquor, which caused the Great Cracker Blight of 2007. Then he figured out how to ferment pizza, but the ensuing mob of rowdy, drunk college aged monsters forced him to re-consider. Now Oogle MacFoogle has stumbled across his greatest idea yet; Fermented Ketchup! It goes great with fries, and gives you a fantastic sense of well-being. Unfortunately, it also turns you a bright shade of red, but who cares!

Billy used to be the front man for an incredibly popular pop-punk band. They were the toast of every town they toured, until Bobby had to go and fall in love with a lovely girl from Perth. She had long, flowing hair, lots of tattoos, and drove a big-rig. Billy quit the band and got a big-rig of his own, and set out to track her down. Then, in a freak twist of fate, his truck was mistaken for the evil truck in Maximum Overdrive with Emelio Estevez, who was called out of retirement to blow up the perceived Demon Truck. Needless to say, Emelio was victorious, and Billy was blown head-first into a radioactive tortilla stand. He rose from the dead, and wouldn’t you know it? His truck came back from the beyond with him. He has been driving his new Demon Truck ever since, searching the highways and biways for his lost love!

Mopenberg is living his dream life, wandering about the city, looking for things to feel bad about. Mopenberg really only feels good when he’s a bit down, so he goes to the orphanage a lot to look at unwanted baby Squidleighs. Then he hurries home to watch Steel Magnolias before the gloom can wear off. He always finished the night by watching Ghost, and turning it off before the happy ending, just so he can maintain the gloom. He has been feeling a bit off lately, though. A nice young squid down the block has been making eye contact with him, and has once or twice asked if she could accompany him to the orphanage, since she likes to look in on the less fortunate. Poor Mopenberg! He’s afraid he might fall all the way in love, and how can one truly wallow when you're on top of the world?

Gloogbert is a pretty shy guy, some might even call him a wallflower. He’s a pretty decent chap, though, and loves to hang about at the back of the party, smiling sweetly at everyone he sees, hoping that someone will stay around long enough for him to engage them in a talk about his most favorite thing in the world, the old sitcom Blossom. He loved each and every episode, and has been debating getting a Blossom tattoo on his butt. Unfortunately, he has been partying with the same 12 people for 15 years, and they all know what a Blossom fiend he is and avoid him like the plague

Korg comes from a long line fiercely proud circus-squids, but he has a horrible case of clourophobia and runs screaming any time a clown is present. He tried leaving the circus, but he didn’t want to quit the family trade. He started a flea circus, but they all drowned. He tried working in a circus off the coast of Baja, but it was attacked by a troupe of clownfish. Realizing that he would eventually have to face his fears, Korg has decided to bravely soldier on, night after night. Bring on the clowns!

Valerie was a very successful child actress, appearing in several sitcoms and a horror movie by the time she turned 12. Then, it all dried up for her. She had several failed marriages to rock stars, and one failed comeback vehicle through a horribly degrading reality show. Valerie knew she was never going to succeed in adulthood without help, so she wandered off to get advice from her idol, an actress from Hollywood’s Golden Age that Valerie loved more than anything. Of course, there was a snag; the actress was quite dead, so Valerie prepared a hasty re-animation spell, which went horribly wrong. The actress rose from the dead, and seeing the adoring Valerie standing before her, decided to have a snack! Now they wander the earth together, shambling screen legend and adoring ghoul groupie, munching on agents and fans alike!

Lorrell has one of the stranger hobbies on the Island of the Worgie Men; He looks for tourists, and follows them around, hoping to set a new world record as “Most Randomly Photographed Monster”. So far he has managed to position himself into nearly 700 photos, mostly from people visiting from Japan. He has photos in Brazil, Mexico, and Canada, and hopes to land a few guest roles from some visitors from Kansas. Luckily for Lorrell, the King of Squidleighs recently outlawed the devouring of tourists, so he may just get his wish!

Nancy was a very successful person before un-life claimed her. She would jet around the country, making policy and advising heads of state, and eating Freedom Fries, the one thing she loved more than life itself. Then, one FATEFUL day, she ordered some Freedom Fries that had been sitting a bit too long at the commissary. She thought they tasted funny, but Freedom Fries can taste a little odd at times. She felt dizzy, then she started drooling while looking her assistant. Then she ate him, and rampaged across the office in a swath of cannibalistic glee!
In other news....we also broke 100 sales on etsy this week!!!! pretty awesome
Thanks to all of our customers and fans!!!!